Filed by: Officer Miller
In the article Recruiting zeal delivers past glory at Texas, 21st March 2002, Tracy Schultz of the Dallas Morning News writes that:
After more then a decade on the recruiting road, Harston handles the on-campus end of recruiting.
AAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!! It's ``than'', people! Than, than, than!
``Then'': time. ``Than'': comparison. It's not hard, so use the right word! I understand this mistake by people who slept through the sixth grade, but professional writers? Tracy Schultz is guilty of using an incorrect homonym that isn't even a homonym.
We sentence Schultz to be forced to watch the NCAA women's championship while being repeatedly hit over the head with a plastic baseball bat. (Yeah, that sounds about right!)